Vice President for (John McCain's) Life Sarah Palin met today with Ambassador Qualbooplink from Epsilon Eridani, a nearby star system.
"He asked me about the evolution of life on Earth, and I had to set him straight," the Vice President for (John McCain's) Life said. "I told him how the Earth was less than 6,000 years old, that dinosaurs went moose hunting with early humans, and that wasn't he happy his bloated purple mother didn't abort him and leave him as a dying fetus flopping about on some sidewalk up there in space."
Palin went on to ask how the space people dealt with leaders who hold onto power as brains in jars, but Ambassador Qualbooplink told her some of his best friends were brains in jars.
At which point President McCain, who is a brain in a jar, wheeled himself into the meeting and said "Gotcha, Caribou Barbie!"